Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Domestic Violence
I take back any positive things I have ever said about gluten. I hate it, and it hates me back. I don't know why I thought that for once it would treat me right, but just like all girls in abusive relationships, I am back in the cycle: I see delicious gluten and can't help myself, I get treated poorly by the gluten, and then I get sick, and then I start feeling better, and then I see the gluten looking so delicious again, and I am right back where I started. When will I learn?
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7 comments:
it's not your fault lisa, don't you ever let gluten make you believe that!!
I know several homes that are safe from gluten. Just use a false name.
oh man. gluten is your abusive boyfriend.
just say no and run far far away.
Gluten will change. if you work hard enough to change it.
Lee's right Lis, you just have to love it enough. Besides that, National DV Awareness Month was in October. This is Glutvember. I can't stop celebrating now.
I know this may make you feel awkward, but I feel like I need to say it to prevent further embarrassing situations for you...Uh, my uncle invented gluten. So could you please talking trash on it? Thanks.
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